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Power forward Glen Davis of the Orlando Magic is known throughout pro basketball as “Big Baby,” but after the trade fiasco involving his teammate Dwight Howard and the Brooklyn-bound New Jersey Nets, it is Howard who deserves the nickname.

Displaying the immaturity of a teenager and backbone of a jellyfish, the muscular 6-foot-11 Howard flip-flopped more than Mitt Romney. After asking the Magic to trade him to the Nets prior to the season, he waffled big-time before changing his mind and citing “loyalty” to Orlando in a bizarre “don’t blame me,” nationally televised news conference on March 15–three hours prior to the trade deadline.

Following Howard’s childish gibberish, Miami heat superstar Dwyane Wade sent this from Twitter: “Loyalty hahahahaha.” Uh-huh.

The Nets had eagerly awaited the big center’s arrival, and their management felt it was a lock the night before Howard publicly punked out. In effect, Howard held the Nets and their fans hostage for months. During that time, the team signed players to one-year contracts, passed on solid free agents and didn’t renew center Brook Lopez’s contract.

Called “DCoward” by disappointed bloggers on the NetsDaily web site, frustration over the trade–which seemed like a slam dunk–became the “Dwightmare.” Thus, when the Nets open the 2012-13 National Basketball Association season in the sparkling new Barclays Center in Brooklyn, it will likely be without Howard, aka “Superman.”

As far as this season is concerned, had the trade happened at the deadline, the Nets might well have a 22-28 record at this writing, with a good chance to make the playoffs. Instead, they are a pathetic 16-34, with only 16 games remaining.

Howard is the NBA’s best center and strongly indicated he wanted to team up with his good friend, Nets’ playmaker-supreme Deron Williams. He’d have been the face of the franchise in Brooklyn and was advised by agent Dan Fegan of lucrative endorsement opportunities in the big city market compared to Orlando, but he punked out.

Now that the smoke of the “Dwightmare” has cleared, let’s flash back to how it unfolded and take a look at the who, what, why, when, where and how of the abortive trade. It was a roller coaster ride from the start.

Devised by GMs Billy King of the Nets and Otis Smith of the Magic, the original deal prior to the season would have sent Lopez and forward Gerald Wallace–obtained from Portland–to Orlando, with four first draft picks for Howard and forward Hedo Turkuglo. Howard was agreeable and displayed none of his phony loyalty then.

Smith was overruled by Orlando management, led by its billionaire patriarch, 86-year-old owner Rich DeVos, who was hell-bent on trying to keep Howard at least until after the Feb. 26 NBA All-Star Game in Orlando. This seemed silly at the time.

Things began to sour for the Nets on Dec. 21 in the final preseason game versus the New York Knicks, when the 7-foot Lopez suffered a broken right foot. After regular play began on Dec. 25, the Magic compiled a good record and the Nets lost a lot more than they won. As the trade deadline approached, speculation over Howard to the Nets mounted and the “Dwightmare” was in full bloom.

By then, the Nets had amended the Magic deal, offering Lopez, rookie MarShon Brooks, injured center Mehmet Okur’s expiring contract and two or three top draft picks for Howard alone. After missing the first 32 games, Lopez returned Feb. 19, played well in five games but sprained an ankle on the broken foot, which might end his season.

Despite Howard’s infantile waffling about whether he wanted to stay in Orlando or go, Nets management felt their offer would be accepted. Therefore, when Howard told the news media that the Magic would have to “roll the dice” as to whether he would opt-in to stay with the team after the season, they were confident he would be a Net on March 15.

The wheelchair-bound DeVos staged a conference call to Howard late on March 14 with 17 people on the line, including his grandchildren. DeVos told Howard he had to sign a document agreeing to play for Orlando next season or he’d be traded the next day.

In the surreal news conference on March 15, a short-sleeved Howard said he would sign to stay in Orlando for 2012-13. He said he was pulled back and forth, nobody understood how hard it was for him, he received bad advice and was swayed by the conference call. He said DeVos told him he had Howard’s favorite foods and desserts ready for him.

Incredibly, the juvenile Howard also said that DeVos’ threat to trade him was the first time he really thought it might happen. He also said he felt the team had a good chance to “do something special” this season–an obvious shot at the Nets’ slim playoff chances.

“I’ve been talking to the family for the last couple of weeks about how we can make this a better place, not just for the team, but for everybody here in Orlando,” Howard said. “That’s what our goal is. We just want to make it a great situation for everybody.” Huh? What?

Howard and other trades aside, the Nets’ hope to arrive in Brooklyn with a healthy Deron, Jordan and Shelden Williams, along with Lopez, Wallace, Brooks, Kris Humphries, Gerald Green, Anthony Morrow and a top draft pick–then the Brooklyn Nets-New York Knicks rivalry will be alive and well in the city. And that’s the name of that tune.