There’s another way to think of the “Twelve Days of Christmas” if they are delivered by Trump, and it has no relation whatsoever with what your true love might have sent to you. Check this out:
On the first day of Christmas Trump sent to us a tweet stocking full of insults
On the second day of Christmas Trump sent to us two attorneys general neither fit for office
On the third day of Christmas
Trump sent us three national security advisors all equally incompetent
On the fourth day of Christmas
Trump sent to us a four-star general who quit before he was fired
On the fifth day of Christmas
Trump sent us five goats to help defray his property taxes
On the sixth day of Christmas
Trump sent to us six federal judges all sworn to act on his behalf
On the seventh day of Christmas
Trump sent to us seven controversial political decisions or lumps of coal
On the eighth day of Christmas
Trump sent to us eight House Republicans who voted against his wall
On the ninth day of Christmas
Trump sent to us nine Supreme Court Justices with five in his favor
On the 10th day of Christmas
Trump sent to us 10 books recommended, including one by Victor Davis Hanson
On the 11th day of Christmas
Trump sent to us 11 football patriots with Tom Brady at the helm
On the 12th day of Christmas
Trump sent to us a tweet with 12 words—“I am no longer fit for office and therefore I am resigning.”
Which means we can suspend our request that to Make America Great Again—Trump Must Go!
