On the first day of Kwanzaa

My Congress gave to me

An Impeachment of Donald J. Trump

On the second day of Kwanzaa

My Congress gave to me

Two articles of impeachment

And a Donald Trump up a tree

On the third day of Kwanzaa

The Representatives gave to me

Three subpoenas of his surrogates

Including Rudolph Giuliani

On the fourth day of Kwanzaa

The courts gave to me

Open access to Trump’s tax returns

And a lien on his Mar-a-lago property

On the fifth day of Kwanzaa

We celebrated with glee

An op-ed from conservatives

Who denounced Trump and sided with the Dems

On the sixth day of Kwanzaa

Our media put the screws to Trump

Letting him know who

The real enemy of the people was

On the seventh day of Kwanzaa

It was heavenly to learn

That dark money folks had raised

More than $46 million anti-Trump dollars

On the eighth day of Kwanzaa

We rejoice with Christianity Today

Though we know it will not stop

Or vastly disturb his unshakable base

On the ninth day of Kwanzaa

We went beyond the column’s length

Hoping you get the point that

In the remaining days of Kwanzaa

To Make America Great Again—Trump Must Go!