On the first day of Kwanzaa
My Congress gave to me
An Impeachment of Donald J. Trump
On the second day of Kwanzaa
My Congress gave to me
Two articles of impeachment
And a Donald Trump up a tree
On the third day of Kwanzaa
The Representatives gave to me
Three subpoenas of his surrogates
Including Rudolph Giuliani
On the fourth day of Kwanzaa
The courts gave to me
Open access to Trump’s tax returns
And a lien on his Mar-a-lago property
On the fifth day of Kwanzaa
We celebrated with glee
An op-ed from conservatives
Who denounced Trump and sided with the Dems
On the sixth day of Kwanzaa
Our media put the screws to Trump
Letting him know who
The real enemy of the people was
On the seventh day of Kwanzaa
It was heavenly to learn
That dark money folks had raised
More than $46 million anti-Trump dollars
On the eighth day of Kwanzaa
We rejoice with Christianity Today
Though we know it will not stop
Or vastly disturb his unshakable base
On the ninth day of Kwanzaa
We went beyond the column’s length
Hoping you get the point that
In the remaining days of Kwanzaa
To Make America Great Again—Trump Must Go!
